down the rabbit hole...

March 6, 2014 12:26 am

(Source: evil203, via gaggoddess)

12:26 am 12:26 am

uselessbodyclub:

If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

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March 3, 2014 6:46 am
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
2:08 am

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February 26, 2014 3:37 am

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

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3:37 am

askerquestioner

Anonymous: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

February 24, 2014 11:10 pm

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

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February 23, 2014 6:47 pm 6:43 pm

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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2:08 pm 2:08 pm 2:05 pm

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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11:47 am
  • me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
  • me: today how you are
11:43 am

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

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